Are You Having a Good Time?!?! - The Lucksmiths

This is one more song about rock 'n' roll

By Elton John or Billy Joel

And the good die young

But they’re already old and boring

This is The Eagles Greatest Hits

It’ll sell out completely in an hour and a bit

And I don’t want to be there

When the fans hit the shit, adoring

The greatest hits and memories

From the 1960s and 70s

And it’s all good music and it’s all good times

And this is rock 'n' roll, so everything rhymes

This is the new hit single from The Rolling Stones

For the young at heart and the old at home

And it’s top of the charts

And middle of the road and awful

This is Mr. Eric Clapton

Unplugged, off drugs and back in action

His hair is gray

And his record’s platinum, fourfold

More of your favorites and much more variety

The best of the 80s and the worst of the 90s

It’s all good times and it’s all good music

And everything rhymes, almost

This is the title track from our forthcoming album

It’s a load of crap, but we’ll still sell them

And Michael Gudinski and Molly Meldrum

If they wanna come knocking on our door, they’re welcome

As long as they don’t mind when we tell them

Fuck off