Espresso - The Monochrome Set

I left my heart in a wooden case

With chains and locks all around its base

I’m on my way to surgery

I’m as happy as a boy can be

Can be

I left my brain in a metal sieve

With cancer injected, just to stop it live

I know where the angels sing

So play that harp and flap that wing

I’m going to heaven, baby ]

I’m going to heaven, baby ]

I’m going to heaven, baby ] (Chorus)

I left my eyes in a candy box

Stuffed with cotton, just to stop them rock

I skip along the corridor

I open up the theatre door

Hello!

I left my blood in a plastic mug

I get a funny taste when I chug-a-lug

I know where the cherubs wait

So here I am at St Peter’s Gate

I left my nose, all stuck with glue

Tied with string, up a chimney flue

I curtsey to doctor and nurse

I wave outside to the waiting hearse

Cooee!

And when I spoke to father’s ghost

He said he died by parcel post

So, hallelujah, here I come

See you at Easter, mum