New Religion - The Proclaimers

Evidence of the new religion

I’ll spare you the details

Effluent from a bloated business

With replica shirt sales.

Two for the kids, one for the wife

Indicating a stunted life

Didn’t know gullibility was so rife?

Well, you do known now.

Evidence of the new religion

Some hippie with a gripe

Strikes a blow with his census form

By summoning Star Wars tripe.

Here’s a thing that I’d love to say

Lynndie England walks free today

If she’ll only agree to play

With every Jedi Knight.

An' lo, my faith it was honed

We can’t be alone

Don’t say we’re alone.

Give me ancestry that’s inbred

Give me wit that’s compleatly dead

Give me a zip for the back of my head

I wanna join too.

Evidence of a new religion

Meeting a human need

Fertilizer for the brain

Feeding the weakest seeds.

Feeding the weakest seeds.

Feeding the weakest seeds.

Feeding the weakest seeds.