We're a Happy Family - The Queers

We’re a happy family we’re a happy family

We’re a happy family me mom and daddy

We’re a happy family we’re a happy family

We’re a happy family me mom and daddy

Sitting here in Queens eating refried beans

We’re in all the magazines

Gulpin' down thorazines

We ain’t got no friends our troubles never end

No Christmas cards to send daddy likes men

Daddy’s telling lies baby’s eating flies

Mommy’s on pills baby’s got the chills

I’m friends with the President

I’m friends with the Pope

We’re all making a fortune selling Daddy’s dope

Sitting here in Queens eating refried beans

We’re in all the magazines

Gulpin' down thorazines

We ain’t got no friends our troubles never end

No Christmas cards to send daddy likes men

We’re a happy family we’re a happy family

We’re a happy family me mom and daddy

We’re a happy family… x 12