Gingerbread Man - The Residents

Run, run as fast as you can you can’t catch me I’m the ginger bread man\nYou can look, look as hard as you can you can’t see me I’m the ginger bread man\nOr the family of man but never mind me I’m just a ginger bread man\nOnly hours away could be a man with a million dollars\nOnly minutes away could be a guy with a gun\nOnly seconds away could be a love that will last forever\nBut if it gets away there might not ever be one\nI could be good maybe I’m crazy\nI could be good maybe I’m mad\nI could be good don’t get in my way\nBecause I could be good but I’m bad\nOut in the streets\nAnd under the sun\nI kissed his feet\nAnd loaded his gun\nSooner or later\nEveryone does\nEverybody feeds the fat boy\nEverybody feeds the fat boy\nOnce upon a time I played electric guitar\nAnd they said I was a rock & roll star\nNow no body calls me on the telephone\nSo I sit and watch my tv all alone\nMaybe if I put a bullet in my brain\nThey’d remember me like Kurt Cobain\nAnd the parasites on MTV\nWould wipe their eyes and act like they knew me But I wouldn’t be a hero I’d be dead\nJust a corpse beside a note that read\nIf you like to pretend that you’ll never get old\nYou got what it takes to rock n' roll\nAngel answer my prayers\nAnswer my prayers tonight\nTell me if anyone cares\nIf I do what I might\nAngel answer my prayers\nAnd tell me if any one else\nKnows how much I am scared\nThat I might murder myself