Fuck Me & Call Me Jim Lawrie - The Smith Street Band

Ever since her father died

She said she wouldn’t give it up until she was married

Even when her conscience and her conscience went swimming

She would keep her dignity

We used to take sleeping pills together

And watch Nightmare on Elm Street naked on my best friends living room floor

On your living room floor

And ever since she claimed she tried to die when she was five

Continuing that lie has been a reason to stay alive

So don’t call me if all you’re gonna do is bring me crashing and burning back

through your window

Just walk me through the notes

Let me pass out when I pass out and when I say stop I really, really,

really fucking mean it

We swim about inside each other

We never loved we were just lovers

And I used to steal smack from your brother

So I write this on the back of my face

In the pub where I live

But they don’t know my name

And if I’m fighting with anyone Jess I’m glad that it’s you

'Cause you sing my songs with more passion than I do

So fuck me and call me your big, grizzly bear

We’ll make love in the night and we both won’t be there

But your plane lands at midnight, I’ll be home, safe and sound

But as soon as I’m sober I’ll come round

Yeah as as soon as I’m sober I’ll come round

Yeah as as soon as I’m sober I’ll come round

Yeah as as soon as I’m sober I’ll come round

And if I ever get sober I’ll come around