Tits - The Stranglers

She’s got 36−24−36 hips…

That was the size of her tits

Well, this is sort of a request show

Just imagine you are listening to Jimmy Young on Radio 1 with his recipes

OK, so like, first I am gonna tell you who is up here

The truth will be told for once and for all

And then we want you to tell us what to play, we’ll try and play it, alright?

But I tell you now, we don’t know «My Old Man’s a Dustman», so don’t shout for

that

OK, on the backdrop we’ve got Jet Black, he is very good in a quick roll of the

skins

No drug references of course meant in that

OK Jet, take it away

Yeah, what do you think of that, then?

Pretty symbolic, eh?

On the far right we got a demon of the keyboards

On a massive swelling organ, Dave Greenfield

The only man who can ride a ride cross-through on a keyboard!

Great, that was absolutely amazing Dave!

You put Rick Wakeman in a shade there!

On the far left we got a demon of the se (a)men and I don’t mean that as a

nautical term

Jean-Jacques Burnel on the bloody bass!

Ah, that was amazing, it’s taken him all day to learn that bass solo!

And I’m gonna try and give you a little bit of a psychedelic lead guitar just

like, you know, just like John McLaughlin and Paul McCartney and all those

creeps do…

OK, you ready?

One, two, one two, three four five six

She’s got 36−24−36 hips…

That was the size of her tits

Now you know why no-one came to see us two years ago…