Life's a Cunt - The Tiger Lillies, Justin Bond

Well it’s happy ever after that’s what we want

But the prince got colon cancer fate takes a dump

Wel it’s living in a palace having tea with the queen

Luxury youth and eternity that’s the dream

Life’s a cunt

Life’s a cunt

Well it’s happy ever after as the sheets turn shit-brpwn

The prince mumbles expletives like a moronic clown

Well he might have been the richest now fear is in his eyes

Now he sobs like a baby in agony does cry

Life’s a cunt

Life’s a cunt

Well it’s happy ever after in our little ivory tower

Mahalma Gandhi cut crystal and having lots of showers

Intellectual artistic seriously

The prince opens his mouth he vomits shits and pees

Life’s a cunt

Life’s a cunt

Well, the prince he died screaming he showered me with shit

He screamed you fucking crack whore called me a fucking bitch

Now I don’t live with a prince no tea with the queen

There’s only one thing I can say this life is fucking mean

Life’s a cunt

Life’s a cunt

My mother died of cancer, prince died of cancer, that was the end for me.

I just wanna to kill that motherfucking stepmother, kill myself,

and kill all you.

And fucked of the cancer then.

I just wanna to be with my

prince and my mother.

God, life’s a cunt

Life’s a cunt

Life’s a cunt