Her With a Hoover - Toy Dolls

My mates warned me long ago

She will make you blue oo oo they said you’ve been had

Untidy tart they told me so the home that I once knew oo oo was a filthy floozys pad

ONE MORE, TWO MORE

Fleas on the bedroom floor

No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner

THREE MORE, FOUR MORE

Mice unite at the kitchen door

IT WERN’T NO ROTTEN RUMOUR,

HE COULD NEVER MOVE HER

and I never saw her with a hoover.

Ide fell for a hag from Hell

she wernt the one to woo oo oo In my new hovel.

ONE MORE…

She’s nicked off, I’m in a spin

the first thing I shall do oo oo

is plug the hoover in.

ONE MORE…