William Howard Taft - The Two Man Gentlemen Band

Oh, William Howard Taft

Had a great big smile and a great big laugh

Great big belly, great big thighs that

Slapped together when he walked by

Measured in clean at a quarter ton

Made the oval office just fit for one

Oh, you can’t squeeze nothin' past

Oh, William Howard Taft

Got himself stuck in a bath

It took the secret service and the police to

Pry him out with a tub of grease

He had a steak dinner for the king of Spain

But nobody got to eat a thing

Because you can’t sneak nothin' past

Oh, William (William) Howard Taft

Yes William (William) Howard Taft

Oh, William (William) Howard Taft

William Howard Taft big and fat, oh

William (William) Howard Taft

Yes William (William) Howard Taft

No you can’t sneak nothin' past

William (William) Howard Taft

Yes William (William) Howard Taft

Oh, William (William) Howard Taft

Ske-bop-a-bop--a-bop-a-doo-bo

William (William) Howard Taft

William (William) Howard Taft

You can’t sneak nothin' past

William (William) Howard Taft

Yes William Howard Taft