Live Fast, Diarrhea - The Vandals

Intoxicated — the way I go through life

Inebriated — and then I pay the price

Designated drinker with a defected driver

I can’t find my keys must have left them inside her

Eating Taco Bell and now I’m drinking gin and tonic

I think there’s an answer but I can’t put my finger on it

Mom please come pick me up I don’t know where I am

It’s the last think I’ll ask

I just wanna live fast, diarrhea

Live fast!

Diarrhea!

Punk is what it is — until you’re getting paid

This is how I live, it’s not a fucking phase

They don’t understand, they think they’re fucking rad

We should kill those guys, this is bullshit man

I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics

I think there’s an answer but I can’t put my finger on it

Mom please come pick me up I don’t know where I am

It’s the last thing I’ll ask

I just wanna live fast, diarrhea Live

Fast!

Diarrhea!