First On the Block - The Vindictives

Buy one of these things today

It’s bright and shiny and on sale

See all of the time

It saves and when you’re done just throw it away

Be the first one on the block!

This will take the pain away

Then you can go out and play

Buy a few to put away

Save some for a rainy day

Be the first one on the block!

This cookie crumbled

It burst my bubble

My thoughts are jumbled

I heard a rumble

It made you stumble

I took a tumble

Be the first one on the block!