The Young Offender's Mum (BBC In Concert) - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

I’d like to teach the world to sing

And put an end to suffering if I could

With the dedicated heart and soul

Of Britains greatest rock 'n' roll robin hood

But youre eyes are dim you cannot see

Your middle name is misery

Do you like to teach the world to sing

You’re gonna get your head kicked in

Don’t lose your temper shopping centre son

Just remember young offenders mum

All gods children snatch a handbag

Spot the ball and mash the grandad

Choose the pictures on the news

Count the stitches on the bruise

Lock your sons uo with your daughters

Stay at home dont drink the water

Intercept or interfere and just blame the parents

Don’t lose your temper shopping centre son

Just remember young offenders mum

Down the front of the church

For the second time in life loves hurts

This time theres no buttons and bows

Shes wearing non fast-coloured clothes

Service seems to last for hours

No-one wants to catch the flowers

On the shoulder of an older brother

The young offenders mother

Don’t lose your temper shopping centre son

Just remember young offenders mum

Young offenders mum

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