Sentencing Day - Tim Heidecker

The coolest bars in town

Are giving drinks away

The coolest kids around

Aren’t going to work today

They might make it a holiday

The jury was 12 to none

The case was cut and dry

The only question remains is:

Will he live or die?

There are arguments for both sides

He’s old, let him rot in jail

He can ponder the choices he made

Let him shit and piss in a pail

Others want to see him hung

Out in the public square

Have his body bake in the sun

Have the wind toss his yellow hair

Either way, he’ll be gone

And we’ll all get to move on

For tomorrow is sentencing day