Corporal Brown - Toad The Wet Sprocket

Corporal brown was tall, boy !

And likes to go and fish

Corporal’s wife was quite fat

And was raving like a bitch

And I’m a bit drunk as I watch

They are yelling loud, he throws a punch

Oh lord, what am I gonna do?

Corporal brown was quite scared

When he looked down at her

Corporal’s wife was quite dead

So he carried her and took her outside

Dug a grave and placed her inside

I was amazed

Oh lord, what am I gonna do?