If I Had One - Toby Keith

Jackknife, brake at the traffic stop

Interstate looking' like a parking' lot

Fat boy flying on a Fat Boy bike

Weaving' in and out and passing' me by

I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy SOB

Yeah, but deep down, I was wishing' it was me

But if I had one, I’d have to say

I’d probably do the same dang thing

Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run

I’d be hell on wheels if I had one

Called my brother said, «How you’ve been?

We ain’t been fishing' since I don’t know when»

He said, «This graveyard shift’s a graveyard grind

I got more bills than I got time»

I’d love to weigh the line but my wife just stay on my case

I said «I guess I know who wears the pants around your place»

But if I had one, I’d have to say

I’d probably do the same dang thing

Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run

I’d be hell on wheels if I had one

Sitting' on a bar stool talking' to a lady

She’s running' my tab up, calling' me baby

Buy her a drink she’ll let you chase her

And watch her shake her money maker

Boy if I had one I’d have to say

I’d probably shake it the same damn way

Hike it up high 'cause I could get it, son

I’d never buy another beer if I had one

You know things would be different if I had one

That’s what I’d do if I had one of those

I’d do it just like that, right there

Things would be different if I had one, too

But I don’t, but if I had one, yeah buddy, ooh buddy