Pimpandho.com - Too Short

It’s almost over hoe, she ain’t no hoe

Check out somethin' on my computer real quick

P, I, M, P, A, N, D, H, O dot com

It’s 2004 ain’t no body go in the stores, what for?

When you got dot com whores

My whole life is like girls gone wild

'Cuz this player keeps girls on file

Just tell me what you liken

Sit down at the keyboard and type in

P, I, M, P, A, N, D, H, O dot com

And see the hoes, it’s time to log on, baby

Eat this dick up 'til it’s all gone baby

I ain’t fake this site is all no-fiction

Real pussy, real dick, real friction

Convertin' programs wit these secret powers

Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers

I’m trynna bust this Internet nut

Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt

Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb

Need a little game, you better log on Girls get naked, lickin' on my dog bone

Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb

Need a little game, you better log on Girls get naked

Lickin' on my dog bone, lick it No need to go, got some weed to blow

Got that goodwill game to feed the po'

I got bitches don’t ask what these are fo'

Might learn a few things that you need to know

So kick back and watch the show

Short Dig on the mic, can’t stop the flow

All the squares get out the do'

If you ain’t high enough yet

You need to pop some mo'

And check out the player’s site

The content is all that and a tear bite, yeah

You can download the pimp fashion

Old School Too Short wit the pimp classics

One million hits in a days time

Women so fine they’ll daze your mind, we online

The computer from the eight track

Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb

Need a little game, you better log on Girls get naked, lickin' on my dog bone

Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb

Need a little game, you better log on Girls get naked

Big Dez is on the beat, yea fo' show

Doin' the freakiest shit, Short Dog style

Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy Whitey Cracker

My pimp partner K. B. Up in this motherfucker

And I wanna send a special shout out to all the broadband users

I know you ain’t wastin' no time to getting' to the point

It’s all good baby, you can dial up if you have to As long as you enjoy the show, it’s Pipmpology, biatch

Oh yeah, and it’s all real baby

None of those silicone, blonde Barbie bitches

Titties all crooked and shit, naw, naw, none of that

You got a website player?

What’s yo address?

You know?

It’s that old game baby

It all started at the Player’s Ball

Don’t miss the next party

'Cuz you might get lucky, biatch