Welcome To - Trace Adkins

Got a name you never heard

That probably ends in a -ville or a -berg

Or somebody’s funny last name

That came here on a wagon train

Got a football field and some bleachers

Jersey of a guy who played for the Steelers

Back in '76

He came back and opened up that Chevy truck dealership

Come and see ol' Buck for a truck, he’ll hook you up

In between the «welcome to» and the «y'all come back»

A nowhere somewhere on the map

W hit the job for the work

Hit the bar for th flirt

Hit the pew for the church

When we die, hit the dirt

That’s the way it is and how it’s gon' be

If I disappear, back here one day you’ll find me

On my Adirondak 'tween the «welcome to» and the «y'all come back»

It’s got a mainstreet strip mall karate

And a whole lotta them hometown hotties

Whose claim to fame is a painted over name on a water tank, yeah

I ain’t admitting I did one

But if I did, that’s the way we have fun

In between the «welcome to» and the «y'all come back»

A nowhere somewhere on the map

We hit the job for the work

Hit the bar for the flirt

Hit the pew for the church

When we die, hit the dirt

That’s the way it is and how it’s gon' be

If I disappear, back here one day you’ll find me

On my Adirondak 'tween the «welcome to» and the «y'all come back»

Yeah, y’all come back

Yeah, some folks thinking we’re backwards, kicking them cow turds

Can’t pronounciate them hard to pronounce words

But they ain’t never got their swerve on a country girl curve

If they did, they’d be out here drinking them a cold beer

With their name on their shirt

In between the «welcome to» and the «y'all come back»

A nowhere somewhere on the map

Hit the job for the work

Hit the bar for the flirt

Hit the pew for the church

When we die, hit the dirt

That’s the way it is and how it’s gon' be

If I disappear, back here here one day you’ll find me

With a cold six pack 'tween the «welcome to» and the «y'all come back»

Yeah, y’all come back

You find me driving my cowboy Cadillac

'Tween the «welcome to» and the «y'all come back»

Y’all come back now, you hear?