El Mustachio - Train Wreck, Kyle Gass

Let me tell-a all you peeps about a friend I know

He may not be too fast, you know his moves are slow

Nurture him with love and you can watch him grow

I’m talkin' ‘bout my pal, he’s El Mustachio

One thing, I know

I got a friend in El Mustachio

Lip-shade, homemade

I get protection from my furry blade

Flavor-saver

He’s sharin' snacks whenever I’m in need

Power player

The ladies beg him and he’s there — he’s El Mustachio

He’s El Mustachio

He’s El Mustachio

He’s El Mustachio

Ohh woah

Let me tell you of the ways of El Mustachio

He’s suave and, yes, he’s cool, he’s my hairy flow

When things are gettin' tough he’s always good to go

‘Cause he’s the baddest of the rad, my supersonic bro

One thing, I know

I got a friend in El Mustachio

Lip-shade, homemade

I get protection from my furry blade

Flavor-saver

He’s sharin' snacks whenever I’m in need

Power player

The ladies beg him and he’s there — he’s El Mustachio

He’s El Mustachio

He’s El Mustachio

He’s El Mustachio

Ohhh