Douchebag - UPSAHL

You’re a douchebag and I can prove that

With the evidence she left in my bed

You’re a douchebag

You’ll never change, yeah

And I still don’t know what’s going on in your head

Moving on fast to the next, yeah

It’s a hundred percent, not a chance that I’m wrong

Why’d it take me this long to know?

The story all started when a boy meets girl

And they fell in love in a big, big world

Found a place on the East Side

She really thought he would treat her right

But then one night sh came back home

Started scrolling on hr phone

Saw pics on the Internet of him and a new girl in her bed

I wanted us to end up as friends

But you fucked it all up

You’re a douchebag and I can prove that

With the words you didn’t say when you left

You’re a douchebag

You’ll never change, yeah

And I still don’t know what’s going on in your head

Moving on fast to the next, yeah

It’s a hundred percent, not a chance that I’m wrong

Why’d it take me this long to know?

You’re a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah)

You’re a douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Thought that we were on that ride or die shit

On that baby, it’s just you and I shit

I was the Courtney to your Kurt Cobain, yeah

You numbed my brain just like novacane, yeah

We were doing everything right, yeah

Who woulda thought it would change in one night?

I wanted us to end up as friends

But you fucked it all up

You’re a douchebag (You're a douchebag, yeah) and I can prove that (Yeah)

With the words you didn’t say when you left

You’re a douchebag

You’ll never change, yeah

And I still don’t know what’s going on in your head

Moving on fast to the next, yeah

It’s a hundred percent, not a chance that I’m wrong

Why’d it take me this long to know

That you’re a douchebag?

(Douchebag, yeah, yeah)

Douchebag (Douchebag, yeah, yeah, yeah)