Plain Jane - Van Zant

Ah, tell 'em about it Darlin'

Here we go

She’s a waitress at her corner

Always dancin' nine-to-five

Well, she ain’t no supermodel

But I’m here to tell you, she’s fine, (Ha, ha.)

She’s so fine, Johnny

She’s like the classic girl next door

There’s somethin' 'bout her walk:

There’s somethin' that goes off inside

Each time she starts to talk

Plain Jane

Oh, I love her name

She drives me insane

She’s my plain Jane

She always gets my business

I can’t wait to ring her bell

(Ah, I bet you can’t Donnie.)

She puts a quarter in the jukebox:

Says she don’t kiss an' tell

Is that right, brother

The way she wears that dress, (Yeah.)

It’s time that I confess:

The music starts an' my heart stops

An' I become a mess

Plain Jane

Oh, I love her name

She drives me insane

She’s my plain Jane

Nothin' fancy: she’s just got everything

She’s so addicting;

she’s so amazing:

Can’t think of anything

Do, do, do do

(Whoa, talk to me, plain Jane.)

Do, do, do do, do, do

Whoa, yeah

Plain Jane

Oh, I love her name

She drives me insane

She’s my plain Jane.

(Jane, Jane.)

Plain Jane

Oh, I love her name

She drives me insane

She said just call me plain Jane

(That's right, buddy."

Plain Jane

She’s my plain Jane

She’s my plain Jane

She’s my plain, (Jane)

Whoo, she’s my plain Jane

(No, she’s mine.)