Murphy's Law - Vat19.Com

when your rolling down a highway with a hot cappuciono

and you swerve and almost fell it on your new pair of jeanos your like

woah that was close man these khakis are premo

when your feeling kinda lucky you might hit the casino

hold up

wait a minute now it’s on

first where here the where there now we’re gone

(you have the right to remain silent)

and blah, blah, blah

here’s some piping hot justice

for breaking Murphy’s law

lets say you throw a birthday party for your 5 year old daughter

and you stand in the fercinety behind her pinada

well section 7 Murphy’s law cleary says that you gotta

take a hard smack to the sack

nada

hold wait a minute now it’s on

first we’re here then we’re there now we’re gone

when it should’ve gone wrong put turn out alright

your breaking Murphy’s law (IDK)

pherhaps you’re living in a ally in the clutches of poverty

and you find a $ 100 bill that might as well be the lottery

well according to murphy you know it’s got to be novelty but the bill is

legidament

and your eyes get all watery

hold up wait a minute now it’s on

first we’re here then we’re there now we’re gone

put your hands up in the air and step away from the bill

if it can’t go wrong we’re making sure it will