David - Viva Brother

It was a matter of time

Before he fell through

That roof on a Friday night

(Uh oh)

And he was lucky to be alive

But he never listens to me

And David answered the front door

It was a charity

He should have given more

(Uh oh)

I used to think

He was really poor

But then I caught

A look at his TV

Strange

Stranger things have happened

Since he crashed his car

As the paramedics picked him up

He said to them

«Let's do it all again»

Roll out of bed

And into routine

It takes a moron to know one

And he knows me (uh oh)

He makes a meal

Out of everything

But he’s never had

Me round for tea

It was a matter of time

Before he fell through

That roof on a Friday night

(Uh oh)

And he was lucky to be alive

But he never listens to me

Strange

Stranger things have happened

Since he crashed his car

As the paramedics picked him up

He said to them

«Let's do it all again»