Captain Hook - Vulfpeck, Baby Theo, Bootsy Collins

This is the story of Captain Hook

A young Swede that liked to cook up rhymes

In the bathroom all alone

Singing hooky hooky gibberish into his phone

There’s no need to steal from Marvin Gaye (no!)

When the hottest hooks are public domain

'Cause if Foster Sylvers’s got a misdemeanor

I’ll make off with a felony explicit or clean

Or whatever you need to bleep in the mix

I still make hits that don’t even rhyme

That aren’t even in time

I’m Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)

I’m Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)

I’m Captain Hook (I'm catchy baby)

I’m Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)

Through my veins, the chorus is coursin'

Mainstream and delicious like boursin (yeah)

Franchise the verse in a spin-off (spin-off)

I’m climbin' Mount Cleverest on a Wim Hof (yeah)

I’ll make your mother proud of you the family unit

I’ll make your mother proud of you the family unit

I slow down when others go faster

Forget the writing, I am the master

(Go, future, stray) Take delivery

('Cause on a bank run, I got stability)

Learn somethin', edutainment

Focus on your breath, I’m a brain mint

I’m Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)

I’m Captain Hook (So catchy)

I’m Captain Hook (I am so catchy)

I’m Captain Hook (Well uh)

Oh wow

Wow

(Aye Joe, let it go)

Bed-wetter, go-getter

Just another Jay rappin'

GitHub bootstrappin'

Bed-wetter, go-getter

This is my life, this is my story

Bed-wetter, go-getter

Just another Jay rappin'

GitHub bootstrappin'

Bed-wetter, go-getter

This is my life, this is my story

I’m Captain Hook (I'm so catchy)

I’m Captain Hook He’s very talented

I’m Captain Hook (So catchy baby)

I’m Captain Hook (Can you catch me now)

I’m Captain Hook He’s very talented

I’m Captain Hook He’s very talented

I’m Captain Hook (He's Captain Hook)

I’m Captain Hook

I’m Captain Hook

I’m Captain Hook

I’m Captain Hook

I’m Captain Hook

I’m Captain Hook

I’m Captain Hook

I’m Captain Hook

And I’m P-Mo baby