You're a Whole Different Person When You're Scared - Warren Zevon

You met her in a Turkish town

But you didn’t want to bring her here

You didn’t want her hanging around

In the Kingdom of Fear

So you left her there

You’re a whole different person

You’re a whole different person

You’re a whole different person

When you’re scared

The eagle screams on Friday

The Colts are doomed this year

The fat’s finally in the fire

In the Kingdom of Fear

Dangerous creeps are everywhere

You’re a whole different person…

When you’re scared

We have ways to make you talk

You won’t like at all

If you can’t run, walk

If you can’t walk crawl

But don’t look down

It’s a long, long fall

And you loved her in a Turkish town

But you didn’t want to bring her here

You didn’t want her hanging around

In the Kingdom of Fear

So you let left her there

You’re a whole different person…

You’re a whole different person when you’re scared