Need - Wax

I got a long list of needs gotta satisfy 'em all

And the first on the list is a bag of Tylenol

Cause I’m stressed out thinking I don’t have the time at all

To get my shopping done, let me start here, on the top at one

First, I need to check my e-mail

Oh shit, yahoo front page news, another celebrity female

That had a wedding recently, the marriage epicly failed

I need to click the link because I need to get the details

Soon as I click it I’m hit with a little ad

That reminds me of a need that I already had

It’s an absolute must have need it really bad

Before I read the story I be rushing out of my pad

Now I’m in my car speeding cause I’m itching to find

A Mickey D’s drive through so I can sit in the line

Gotta get in it in time, can’t waste a minute of time

The McRib’s only there for a limited time

And then I’m hit with a sign, that makes a switch in my mind

Reminding me of a need of a different kind

A brightly colored advertisement on a bus bench

Makes me head to Target to pick up tents

Cause tomorrow they’re coming out with Call of Duty 84

And it’s a necessity I camp out at the store

You never know they might never fucking make any more

I’m gonna rush to the front when they open the door

And trample over any people that fall down on the floor

This ain’t a game, this is war

If you produce it I’ll consume it if you shove it down my freaking throat

Everybody else got it, I don’t wanna miss the boat

It’s a lot of shit I really really need

And I need to get all of it at a really fast speed

I’m aware I’m a puppet of another man’s greed

I don’t care, I’m in love with all this shit I really need

My duffle bag is packed

With my phone, and my pod, my shuffle, pad, and mac

Got all of my i’s dotted, if they made it I got it

And I’mma open my wallet for the next iProduct

Gotta try to give them all that I can bruh

Cause every phone that I own needs to have multiple cameras

And my last one only had one

How can I be seen from boths sides of the screen, I mean

If I don’t desperately plead and request for my upgrade

I’ll definitely bleed to death or die of AIDS

I need better resolution, more gigs!

Angry birds is old, I need war pigs!

I need to tell the landlord as far as what is concerned

I gave Apple every cent that I earned

So I’mma be late, now I need a Tecate

To deflate this stress caused by not letting my needs wait

«God damn man I just need to relax, watch some late night TV

Aw infomercials… Aw fuck I need all this shit too!»

I got a lot of insecurities, use 'em to attack me

I’m going bald, getting fat, plus I got acne

I’m looking like a combination of all the before pics

Please pretty please let me make you more rich

Cause I need to get over whatever it is that I’m sick from

List some symptoms, I bet I could pick one

Yeah I got the fifth one, out of 45

Stomach aches, surely I need that particular drug to take

The terrorists got me scared as shit

Time to buy a terror kit, with a mask for air in it

God bless my soul, I need to invest in gold

The economy as we know it is about to fucking fold

And we’re all gonna die if I don’t fucking buy

All the oil’s running dry, asteroids from the sky

Who am I, where am I, what am I, I just need to fucking find

The nearest Wal-Mart that’s got a gun to buy