My Wife - Wayne Marshall

Hello, yeah

Hey, yo, yo what sup

Bwoy nuttin' mi just deh yah star

You passing through the studio

Nah mi nah do nuh work tonight mi a guh home guh surprise di wife mek she feel

alright

Alright then surprise the wife then

A-right respect rudebwoy

This my wife, and that’s how it shoulda stay

Until my dying day, that’s what the preacher say

And this my wife, suh why the fuck you in my place

Like yuh want fi tek my space, yuh want if get erase

And this my life!

where were you back in the days when mi likkle yute dem did a

raise (hey)

This my life, my wife, my life, my wife

The story started about nine-thirty;

Long fi see mi wife suh my trip-out kinda early;

Want she feel surprise suh mi neva check shirly;

Plus!

my wife wouldn’t nuttin' fi hurt mi

Haffi prove ma-self mek she know seh dat mi worthy;

Cah, from wah day ting’s nah run suh sturdy;

Park roun’the back suh I know she neva heard mi

Look!

pon the porch how the mat look suh dirty

Wonda if mi fi guh call mi shotta fren Earny

Code fi di alarm a wonda who learn it;

Incense a bun, and mi wanda who a burn it;

Tv tun on!

and mi wanda who turn it;

Who eva trespass have mi end’s pon lock

A run up in ma house with mi hand pon mi Glock

Thinking dat, mi spouse was under attack;

a got to do suppin' about dat (wah)

This my wife and that’s how it shoulda stay

Until my dying day that’s what the preacher say

And this my wife, what you doing in my place

Like yuh want fi tek space, fi get erase

And this my life, a neva see you in the days when mi likkle yute dem a

raise (hey)

This my life, my wife, my life, my wife

Steppin' up the stairs humble and discreet, (hush sound)

Check pon the yutes, and the yute dem a sleep

Tink to ma-self if mi wife woulda cheat

And den mi sey nah she wouldn’t creep

Walk down di hall cah mi hear a man speak

Reach near di door and mi hear di bed a sweak

Push-up!

the door with mi owna eye mi see it a man between my wife two

feet (bloodceet!)

Pop off mi gun the whole room look sun

A ask di likkle whore if she dun and if she cum

And tell har if siddung and tell di pussy seh nuh run

A ask har if mi likkle son, a fi him likkle son

My Wife wouldn’t do this to me;

mek one fanastie mess up di fambily

And you a my wife, before yuh bring a place, so mi a face, whatah disgrace

And this my life!

like yuh fi di days when mi yute dem did a raise (hey)

This my life, my wife, my life, my wife

Mi, know yuh woulda love fi know how the story end, (true)

But if I talk dat part mi woulda in end up in the pen (ah ah)

Just know Joe Grind nah Joe grind again

Just a likkle warning di Marshall come fi send

To every rudebwoy who have dem woman a dem yard

Always on the look out neva drop yuh guard

Wuhus when yuh gone cuh do business a broad

Yuh might find out seh yuh good gal a fraud cause…

My wife did the same shit to me

One mistake miss up the family

My wife bring a man up in ma place mek a man tek my space, the two a dem (cuh)

My life end up have to change in so many different ways (hey)

My life, my wife, my life, my wife