Put the Coke on My Dick - Ween

Light up the wheels and go for broke

Stomp that pedal with a sniftin stroke

Smack that roadblock caught in a pickle

I’m gonna hit that line like old Dick Trickle

Well my motor’s fine and this train’s on time

And when I cross that line I’m gonna make you mine

I’m stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace

Well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy

Gotta get back to north pappy flappy

Well it’s one A.M.

and i’m rollin' in the car now

Gonna hit last call down at the bar now

Got a shammy in my pocket and it’s burnin' a hole

Stick it the floor and watch me roll

Well my motor’s fine and this train’s on time

And when i cross that line i’m gonna make you mine

I’m stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace

Well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy

Gotta get back to north pappy flappy