Rap Machine - Whodini

Look out, world;

stand aside, MCs

Cause I’m a definite threat to society

My name is Ecstasy and I’ma tell you what

For me to get down, you’ve got to get up

With the pep in my step and Jalil by my side

I’ve got the ladies yellin' «Ride, Whodini, ride!»

My work ain’t hard, my boss ain’t mean

Cause Ecstasy’s kickin' like a rap machine

You know I heard this story just the other night

They built a computer that could rock a mic

A computer whose rap was always right

A rapper with built-in disco lights

A MC that could last for years and years

A rapper that all MCs would fear

I finally finished my MC king

Let me introduce you all to the rap machine

I am the rap machine

May I rap with you?

No, you can’t

I am the disco dream

The rhyme machine, the rapping— Drop that…

They have computers that read, computers that write

And now they’re tryin' to make one to rock the mic

But never ever in your wildest dreams

Could my rap be replaced by a tin machine

Because rap is somethin' that is in the heart

And you know it’s there right from the start

Looks good on paper, but picture that

A computer that could duplicate my rap

You know, some people won’t give science a chance

My rap machine would be so advanced

A rapper that had a computer’s mind

A MC who didn’t steal other rapper’s rhymes

A rapper that never ran out of breath

A computer whose rap was always fresh

Now that’s what I call a MC king

Nobody can compete with my rap machine

Right about now on the microphone

It’s the rap machine and I rock it on, rock it on, rock it on

Cause that’s what the rap machine is all about

Don’t you know that the rap machine, rap machine, rap machine is in the house

I said all the people in the place to be, the place to be

The one to see, I will MC

I will your fantasy

A, a real MC

A, a real MC

E, E, reprogram, reprogram, reprogram

Let me cast the first stone

In an attempt to tickle your funny bone

Cause if you want the best, you won’t settle for less

Put your money on me;

I’m your best bet

Cause I’m a natural-born rapper, I could rock all night

Hey Ecstasy, stop doggin' the mic

You say your rap is strong, but your words are wrong

Take my advice: just move along

At first you had so much lip

Now please don’t think you can mess with this

Cause I’m just about ready to do my thing

I’m a stone-cold New York rap machine

With the bass in your face, the highs in your eyes

Just a little somethin' to keep you energized

in the place to be

I’m the rap machine, on the M-I-C

Because this is what our party’s like

When the rap machine is up on the mic

All the young ladies get a big delight

While the fake MCs sit back and bite

Cause I’m the disco king, electronic whiz

The master of the rock, the human beatbox

The show stopper, the party rocker

The disco dream, the rap machine

All you MCs look what I mean

To the party people in the place to be

Nuclear family repeat after me

Let me hear somebody say

Let me hear you say rap machine

Everybody now, (rap machine)

Say rap machine

Everybody now, (rap machine)

You know we get on til the break of dawn

The rap machine, he’s rockin' on

Say the hip hop, the hibbie, the hibbie hibbie

Hip hip hop, you don’t stop your rockin' baby

Baw, to the baw, the bang a dang baby

The shiggidy bop a bang baby baby

Hip, hop, the hibbie, the hop, the hop

The hop hop diddy bop bop

'Til the rap machine just disco master

I keep it on, keep it keep it on

Keep it on, keep it on, keep it on

A sucker MCs runnin' home

Say onnnnn and onnnnnn

Rap machine, let me hear you say it

Somebody say rap machine, let me hear you say it

Somebody say rap

Machine, everybody now

Rap machine

Let me hear you say rap machine