American Apparel Ad Girls - Willam, Courtney Act, Alaska Thunderfuck

Oh, ooh, ooh, oh

I like it when you don’t touch my hair

Oh, ooh, ooh, oh

I prefer it if you don’t touch my hair

Chapstick and mascara

Dawson’s 50 load weekend

Anus

Laser hair removal

Willam… perhaps?

We know it when you’re creeping

You know that D is there

So, please, feel free to like us

And buy these tops we wear

These ill shirts

Oh my god, I’m on that t-shirt

They’re good shirts

Fag swag

They' re good shirts

This merchandise is for sale

Sickening

Bisexual uber-drivers

Tell me about it

My voice

Lupita N’yongo

Delicious

The Courtney Act patented lubing technique

You play the saxophone?

I thought you said you said you were good at sex

Alaska… 5000

Capezio pantyhose without any runs (no runs)

Feeling my oats when I’m out with Gia Gunn

Queens with old school names like Nicole Paige Brooks

And having Mathu Anderson beating your face

Being tucked continuously for a month

Or being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls

Being one of the American Apparel Ad Girls… know what I mean?

I like Britney Spears serving 2007

Oh, I love it when it smells like your mom washes your clothes

I like Ariana Grande so much I wanna order an Ariana Venti

I like turtles

What?

I like people who are pretty in their own unique way, so… no

I like your pussy

I like happy cow

I like it when you drink an espresso and you have to poop immediately

I like turtles

We know it when you’re creeping

You know that D is there

So, please, feel free to like us

And buy these tops we wear

These ill shirts

I like when you don’t touch my hair

They’re good shirts

I like when you don’t touch my hair

No, I’m serious

They’re good shirts

I prefer it if you don’t touch my hair

Sickening

Please, stay the fuck away from my hair

We know it when you’re creeping

You know that D is there

So, please, feel free to like us

And buy these tops we wear

These ill shirts

They’re good shirt, baby

They’re good shirts

Sickening

That’s all