Cognitive Dissonance - YTCracker

My home seems quiet — too quiet

An eerie stillness grips the walls

Check my phone — nope no missed calls

My girlfriend sound asleep and she’s sprawled

Out — across the bed in full spread

Lean over and kiss her forehead

Slowly rise and tiptoe on

To the kitchen to eat some leftover chicken

Intuition signal a feeling

Something the universe is concealing

But I don’t have a reason to feel

This anxious so just calm down Neals

Youve been out the game — living boring

And they can’t bust you if you ain’t scoring

Take a deep breath — take it easy

Hit the couch and watch some TV

Senator Paul Ronald was pressured by his party to resign today after evidence

acquired in a sweeping online sting operation revealed his ties to a slew of

violent feminist organizations.

senator ronald was the most vocal opponent to

last year’s telecom merger that formed the Syndicate, leaving some critics to

posit that his ouster was simply part of a vengeful political witch hunt.

documents provided by the Federal Bureau of Telecommunications detail how the

newly streamlined process for law enforcement to make electronic surveillance

requests has greatly boosted efficiency

Not my circus — not my monkeys

Not my problem — just the country’s

So what if the politicians got bump keys

On all these other companies?

Citizens who obey the law

Dont get spied on — not at all

So my fear’s irrational

All hail corporate national

Who cares what you buy when youre online shopping?

What about the porn that you’re watching?

What about the girls that you’re stalking

Behind your girlfriend’s back — is that shocking?

Cell phone tracks the places you’re walking

In all that fly ass gear that you’re rocking

No one will possibly use that data

Against you sometime later

At least thats how I feel now, I’ve changed

Spent too long going against the grain

Ain’t no reason to fight the man

Got a good life and I can’t complain

Waters heated food is tasty

Got this couch on sale at Macy’s

Lease a brand new black Mercedes

Blasting beats from the 1980s

Ignorance is bliss indeed

And the old me’d probably intercede

But the prospect of losing all that I’ve gained

Taught me to shut up and stay in my lane

Leave the sofa — wash my dishes

Replace plate and flip the switches

Walk in bedroom — lift the sheets

Close my eyelids — back to sleep

In an effort to make the government’s surveillance of the internet easier,

the Syndicate has amended their terms of service today to refuse routing of

any type of encrypted traffic on their ubiquitous backbone, except for a

handful of authorized companies who have been preapproved by the Federal Bureau

of Telecommunications.

other companies who wish to apply for the exemption may

do so on the FBTs website after filling out a few simple forms and paying a

non-refundable processing fee of $ 2000. Net neutrality and privacy advocates

are up in arms about the changes, announcing their intention to file lawsuits

attempting to block the new proposal