interlude I (Franticity) - Zach Callison

Oh my god, you are not going to believe

Yes we will what I heard about Juanita’s ex

Juanita’s ex, are you kidding me?

Oh my god, we hear something I know, it’s like

Like every two days he just believes

What a douche he’s god’s gift to women

Like, I swear Like, he looks like a douche bag

His hair, his shoes Like, what a fucking asshole

And those dirty ass Nikes and I think he’s from, like, Florida

And you know she deserves so much more

At least someone who doesn’t

Buy his followers Like, he doesn’t even know what a woman likes

Like, what the fuck?

Wait wait wait

I heard he got fired from that cartoon he does

What?

No

I heard he cheated on his new girlfriend Ugh

Again

I heard he does coke now and, like, screams a lot

Really?

(screams)

(laughter)

Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

Over and over and over and over and over and over

(screaming)

(sniffs)

Ahhhh…