Burger Man - ZZ Top

My charcoal’s getting red hot

Put your order in my hand

Won’t you let me show you what I got

Sizzling in the pan

Any way you want it baby

I am your burger man

If you need good hot grilling

Try my burger stand

If you need a slice of thrilling

I’m the baddest in the land

Did you want double meat?

How 'bout some fries on the side?

Once you try my burger baby

You’ll grow a new thyroid gland

I said just eat my burger, baby

Make you smart as Charlie Chan

You see the hot sauce can’t be beat

Sit back and open wide