I Love My Daughter (But Not In A Creepy Way) - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Pete Gardner

Daddy’s little girl, princess of my world

I never knew a beauty like this before

So clever and cute, an angel with an attitude

I want her, all mine, all of the time

I know songs like this can come off weird

But there’s nothing weird about helping daddy trim his beard

Dads do that!

‘Cause I love my daughter, but not in a creepy way

Though I realize father/daughter love comes off that way

I just love my daughter—but again, not in a creepy way

The father/daughter dance, surrounded by adorable girls

But there’s only one that’s got my eye

Her feet on my shoes, her hands on my hips

Yeah, it’s a weird visual, now that I think of it

I know lines like that can skeeve people out

But when it comes to tickling, woo-hoo!

She ‘bout to get it now!

I’m very careful where I tickle my daughter

Never inappropriately

I can see how that came out a bit confusingly

I just love my daughter

But seriously, not in a creepy way

One day she’ll fall in love, and I’ll give her away—

Not like I ever had her, what a weird thing to say

I can see it now, she’ll look just like her Mom—

Granted, I did have sex with her Mom—

Oh, but this is different--

‘Cause I love my daughter, but not in a love-love way

Do you get what I—ugh!

What I mean to say is—

I’ll just stop talking

Having a daughter is weird