The Boy Who Ate Lasagna and Could Jump over a Church - King Missile

Once there once was a boy

Who was very happy most of the time

His life was almost completely complete

He could sense however

That there were two things

That were missing from his life

But he didn’t know what they were

One day, his family took him to an Italian restaurant

The boy had never had Italian food before

And he was mesmerized

By all the exotic sounding names of the dishes

He asked about the lasagna

And it sounded delicious

So he ordered it

He ate the lasagna, and it was delicious

The boy knew that one of the things

That was missing from his life

Was no longer missing