I Really Like You Parody - Bart Baker

This guy’s movies have made billions

He’s won 2 Oscars and earned millions

He’s one of the world’s biggest movie stars

So why do this dumb video?

You ask why am I in this video?

Well let me tell you

I was signing several contracts and I got confused

I must have mixed up all my papers cos the next thing I knew

I had signed up to be in this

What is wrong with you

You’re too famous to be in a pop song vid

It’s embarrassing!

I know!

But I signed a contract and if I back out I could be sued

We really can’t

Believe we used to look up to you

It’s been more than 3 years since ‘Call Me Maybe' was a hit

After that my career fizzled out too soon

I knew if the next song I released was a piece of shit

I’d end up waiting tables pushing a broom

Hell no

Music is a competition

You have to make sure people listen

So I made a vid everyone will watch

Cos it shows Tom Hanks lip syncing

This was a desperate and totally calculated move

Put a huge star in my new vid to drive YouTube views

Why the heck does Tom Hanks have a Tinder profile I’m confused?

I have no clue

I searched for girls and he’s on mine too

His lip syncing’s so bad that they hired us to dance and distract from that

Hi there Tom Hanks I’m driving by in a car waving to you!

This is all just product placement is this over soon?

This shot uses lens flare like J.J.

Abrams

I hope this shoot wraps soon

I’m really losing patience!

We’ve just got one scene left

We’re doing the dance scene next

I need to tell you something

I’m extremely constipated right now

Ew

You want some prune juice nigga?

Yeah!

This is the worst dancing that anybody could ever do

There was no time to rehearse it

Cos I’m leaving soon

The choreographer looks sick I think he’s about to puke

I can’t take this awful dancing

I need a men’s room!

I’m so fed up with this!

Hey Justin Bieber!

I’m so glad you’re here

I’m here

I’m producing a new movie you’d be the perfect star dude it’s a remake of

Forrest Gump

Wow I would love to — swag

Great!

Just sign right here on the dotted line

Awesome, I always wanted to be a movie star

I bet you have

Okay, boys

Justin here is playing Forrest Gump in the remake — lets get his legs ready,

huh?

Swag!

Swag!

Swag!

Swag!

Swag!

Bieber run…