Comedy Gold - Cast of Galavant

Jester: Comedy is easy once you know the basics.

Starting

with the concept of surprise!

Take what folks think.

Give it a wink.

You try it on now, for size.

Richard: Me?

What’s black and white and red all over.

Jester: I don’t know sire.

What is black and white and red all over?

Richard: Those guys after I behead them.

Jester: Comedy gold!

I’m tellin' ya, it’s comedy gold!

You’re killing it!

If that doesn’t slay 'em!

Richard: I’ll Murder you cold.

Jester: Swear to god it’s comedy gold.

Well, our work here is done so I’ll…

Richard: No… we’re just getting started.

Jester: Right…

Richard: Lesson Two!

Jester: Lesson number two

is also fundamental,

something that we call

the rule of three.

Set up the joke!

Give it a stroke!

Third time and Bang!

Richard: Yes, now me!

Three serfs walk into a bar,

The first serf orders a hard grog.

The second serf orders a hard grog.

The third serf orders a hard grog,

but he has no money,

and neither do the other two,

because they’re serfs.

Jester: Comedy gold.

Richard: Yes!

Jester I promise you,

it’s comedy gold.

Hillarious.

The crowd wil be rolling.

Richard: Or heads will be rolled!

Jester: Not with all this comedy gold.

Richard: More, give me more!

Jester: Props can be your riot,

ethnic humor

can’t deny it or a prat fall if it’s properly applied.

Depending on the veiwer take it blacker

work it bluer, or try an obzervational aside.

Richard: Haver you ever noticed how leppers

have pieces falling off of them?

I mean, what’s that all about?

Jester: Comedy Gold!

Richard: Comedy Gold!

Together: I’m Tellin' you.

Jester: It’s Comedy Gold!

Richard: Comedy Gold!

Together: No doubt about it.

Jester: Tallent like your’s,

sire, never gets old.

Richard: And if iit does,

You’ll never get old, because you’ll be dead when I execute you.

Get it!

Jester: Got it!

Richard: Good.

Together: Gonna be Killer.

Gonna be ace.

Folks dying of laughter

all over the place.

Richard: And if I get desperate?

Jester: A pie in the face!

Together: Tellin' you it’s Comedy Gold!