Lords of the Sea - Cast of Galavant, Hugh Bonneville

Hum… hum

We’re cruel and vicious pirate men

As hard and tough as brass

By far the fearsomest buccaneers

To ever walk on grass

We pillage here and plunder there

We rage from dusk till dawn

We hoist the anchor and swab the deck

Then gather for drinks on the lawn

We’re the lords of the sea

(Except, we aren’t at sea)

We’re the lords of the sea

(Just, not of the actual sea)

Arrgh!

Now woe betide ye scurvy knaves

Who end up in our way

We’ll challenge you to a round of golf

Or possibly crochet

And if you dare to do us wrong

You’ll walk the plank no doubt

Down you’ll go to an awful fate

Those grass stains will never come out

We’re the lords of the sea

(With quotes around the word «sea»)

We’re the lords of the sea

(Except for the part with the sea)

Arrgh!

Now how we ended up here

'Tis a dire and dreadful tale

Of the kind to leave the meanest rogue

A-pukin' o’er the rail

So faithful soul, what cursed

Such a stroke of evil luck

Our ship washed up on that there hill

And hey, I guess it stuck

SO now we hold the river here

By brutal violent force

We’ve also taken up gardening

Sustainably of course

We’ll make you pay to cross this way

And squeeze you till it hurts

And on the side we sell a line

Of homemade organic desserts

We’re the lords of the sea

(Well, technically next to the sea)

We’re the lords of the sea

Or sort of…

OF THE SEA!

Arrgh!