Angry Alex - Chi-Chi

Ah, what a beautiful morning!

Welp, nothing’s gonna mine itself!

Better get started!

It’s a bright new day, a great time to play

Every second here is endless bliss

When I start to build, oh my life’s a thrill

Is there a better life than this?

Sun shining down (Sun is shining down)

Through the rainbows in the sky

I close my eyes (Oh I close my eyes)

And feel right at home

Ah.

just perf- No-no, no no no no no no no no!

Creepers, menace

Silverfish, relentless

Caves, ndless

Lava, threatens

Brries causing pain

I’m sick of stomping grain

Tools always breaking

And angry piglins are insane!

Mobs moving in

I just wanna sleep

Zombies at my window

And now I’m craving meat

Trampling crops

Endermen stealing blocks

Using gold in clocks?!

I’m about to blow my top!

Oh, hehehehe.

What I really mean is…

I know I was angry, but now I’m cheerful and free

Playing noteblock turns as flowers bloom

Smiling ear to ear, without a single fear

Nothing beats a frown like a bright new day

I’m happy (Hey!), I’m happy

Slaphappy (Hey!), Lalalalalala!

(She's so happy)

I’m happy (Hey!), I’m happy

Too happy!

(Hey, she’s too happy!)

You see?

Everything turned out just fi-

No, doggo!

Doggo, come back- no no no no no no!

Son of a!!!

Noobs, annoying

Just stop the grief

Want a taste of honey?

Deal with angry bees!

Fire spreading fast

Oh man, was that a ghast?!

I suck at taming cats

And the lag is BA-A-A-A-A-a-a

Let’s enchant — Now it’s cursed

1.9, game is worse

Love the sky — always rains

What are even village trades?

In the mines — out of light

Sick of all this andesite

Got some diamonds — out of room

Walk a path — lost it too

«Keep your head up high», they said

«Smile big and look to the sky»

But when I try, I’m stressed

Things I love put patience to the test

Minecraft is a mess

To call it perfect is a stretch

With a slip, and a fall

It sends me off the eeeeeeeeEEEEDGE!!!

It’s funny how you fall straight down

And just like that, you’re back to wood

Why even build, if you just get killed?

I’d fall through bedrock if I could

I hate this game

No, I don’t want to stay!

WHY even play?!

When every day is just the saaaaaaaaaaame

OHH I hate this gaaame.

GAHHHHHH!