Gettin' Bi [Commentary] - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Pete Gardner

I don’t know how

I don’t know why

But I like ladies

And I like guys

I realize it’s a surprise

But now I see that that’s just me

It’s not like I even try

So, if you ask me how I’m doin'

Here is my reply:

I’m g-g-g-g-gettin' bi

I’m gettin' bi

Oh yeah, I’m lettin' my bi flag fly

Not gonna hide it, not gonna lie

I’m a bi kinda guy

There’s no reason to be shy

My oh my, it’s a fact I can’t deny

I’m bi, bi, bi until the day I die

Now some may say

«Oh, you’re just gay

Why don’t you just go gay all the way?»

But that’s not it

'Cause bi’s legit

Whether you’re a he or a she

We might be a perfect fit

And one more thing

I tell you what

Being bi does not imply that you’re a player or a slut

Sure, I like sex

Please make him stop

But I’m no ho

I take things slow

Until I feel at ease

So, if you ask me how I’m doing

I’m feeling preppy, sprightly, spry

I’m g-g-g-g-gettin' bi

I’m gettin' bi

And it’s something I’d like to demystify

It’s not a phase

I’m not confused

Not indecisive

I don’t have the «gotta choose"blues

I don’t care if you wear high heels or a tie

You might just catch my eye

Because I’m definitely bi

Big man!

I’m gettin' bi

I’m gettin' bi

I’m gettin' bi

I’m gettin' bi

I’m gettin' bi

I’m gettin' bi

It doesn’t take an intellectual

To get that I’m bisexual