Abort Mission - Guttermouth

It’s friday night, i’ve got a date

With this vegan girl katee

You know i really like her style

Smile, style

Oh, i love you, kate

But you’ve gone too far

You won’t even sit in my brand new car

It’s got reclining bucket seats

And a cd player, so what’s your fucking beef?

Is it my cozy leather seats?

Is it the covers made from sheep?

Ok, i guess that we can walk, and walk, and walk

What kind of guy do you think i am?

You only take off your shoes when you’re in japan

I bought this outfit just for you

So what if they’re suede?

And now my jacket too

So what am i supposed to do?

I’ll freeze to death and catch the flu

Ok, i’ll do it just for you

We made it out and we had an ok time

I caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite

She said i’m sorry, mark.

i hope that you pull through

Next time we go out please just wear some different shoes

I tried to fuck her and you know what happened then

She said that condom you’ve got’s made from a lamb’s skin

So what’s your problem?

Last friday night, you know i had a date

It was with this vegan girl

I think her name was kate

If you’re lookin for some action, or if you wanna score

Just eat some bark and acorns

And she will like you more than me!