It's Time for RiffTrax (RiffTrax Theme Song) - Jonathan Coulton

And it’s not an easy job

They watch movies and then

Make up jokes about them

And tell their jokes to microphones

Put the jokes into a file

On a secret server

Deep beneath a mountain

Protected by a dragon

Who’re you going to get to riff those tracks?

I don’t have a rifftrax where the riffs are missing!

Why you always got to pick Rifftrax?

Only Rifftrax picks all the tracks worth riffing!

On some other day

Somewhere far away

You put out weiner wraps and snacks

You fluff the cushions on your couch

And buy a tv

All your friends come over

Just imagine their surprise

When you press 'Play' and then

Instead of just a movie

They get jokes!

Professional jokes!

By professional comedy professionals!

It’s your lucky day

It’s time for Rifftrax!