Me And Mr Jones - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Mr. Jones knows The Stones

Rock 'n' roll is in his blood and in his bones

Shines his shoes, kicks some ass

Counts the booze and laminates his pass

Does some wizz, loves the biz

Your Eric Clapton’s and your Nancy’s and your Sids

Mr. Jones helped me understand

The worthless piece of lowlife that I am

Changed the rules took control

Bribing the ref and widening the goals

Mr. J’s master plan

Fifty ways to patronize the fans

Life is cheap, buy some now

Satisfy the sheep, sacrifice the sacred cow

Born to boogie, disco Tex

Mr. Groovy, the God of groupie sex

Born to boogie, knows the Stones

The only thing in common between me and Mr. Jones

Verbal gymnastics can’t help you now

We’ve got fifty tons plastic

We’re gonna laminate your house

Born to boogie, disco Tex

Mr. Groovy, the God of groupie sex

Born to boogie, knows The Stones

The only thing in common between me and Mr. Jones

Mr. Jones, super cool

While you were out

We were pissing in your pool