Candaulism - Momus

I’m King Candaules, call me Can

I want to be a woman but I’m just a man

I get off now and then

Showing your body to other men

I feel good, I feel fine

Treating your body as if it’s mine

You’ve got force to make juice

I love to see the sauce that you produce, well

Candaulism, call me Can

I want to be a woman but I’m just a man

Use your beauty, I use your skin

I swear there’s no-one in the room

So let’s begin

The game’s up Gyges, come on, come out

Well here’s the friend I was telling you about

He crept in while we got it on

Where’s the harm in that?

It’s just a piece of fun!

But you rose up, unamused

Told the man to kill me and he didn’t refuse

Well now he sits upon my throne

Showing your body to other men

Candaulism, call me Can

I used to be the king, I used to be a man

But now I’m dead, just a ghost

Watching you make love to him is what hurts the most

Candaulism, call me Can

I want to be a woman but I’m just a man