Ichabod Crane - Momus

This prissy, skinny lanky-liver calculating fool

Has come to Sleepy Hollow to teach at the school

He’s a greedy snobby creep with a long snipe nose

And he loves to trick and pick on me, big Brom Bones

Now Ichabod is clever but we have verified

That any tale with ghosts in it can make him terrified

Particularly the story of a soldier, long dead

Who rides through Sleepy Hollow without a head

Ichabod Crane!

Ichabod Crane!

Pumpkin brain!

Well Katrina is the daughter of Baltus Van Tassel

A fruity little beauty at the harvest festival

And Ichabod the trickster wants to love her for her money

But she wants me -- so that’s not funny

Well the storm it is a rising and the branches lash around

And Ichabod is riding past the hollow burial ground

When suddenly he catches sight, behind him in the road

Of a horseback stranger who doesn’t have a head

Ichabod Crane!

Ichabod Crane!

Pumpkin brain!

Ichabod is screaming and a whipping at his horse

Trying to cross the bridge he knows the ghost can’t cross

But the horseman throws his head at him, Ichabod is down

And all they find by morning is a pumpkin on the ground

Ichabod Crane!

Ichabod Crane!

Pumpkin brain!