Professor Shaftenberg - Momus

He’s a polyglot, a psychopath, an androgyne

He likes to handcuff Japanese girls hanging upside down

He is rampant like the stallion

He wears the gold medallion

Of the Royal Order Of Reprobates Of Lichtenstein

He’s a bondage fan, a gastronome, a sensualist

Unparalleled for sinister lasciviousness

In a love hotel at half past four

He’ll purchase schoolgirl underwear

Meet Noboyushi Araki for dinner there

Professor Shaftenberg

Professor Shaftenberg

He is sponsored by Lufthansa

To screw the pants off Japanese girls

The professor isn’t home right now, so this is the real me

I want to grind bones with a naked baby cow

And squash the squid and jump the junk

I want to peel the pample mouse pink to the pulp

Part the fronds and enter this, my magical place

Let us sing the song of innocence and experience

He’s a zoophile, a hydrophobe, a lotus flower

He carries patent leather snake oil for his penis power

When it’s time to fuck their socks off

He boards his flight at Tempelhof

Countdown to Tokyo and zero hour

Professor Shaftenberg

Professor Shaftenberg

He is sponsored by Lufthansa

To screw the pants off Japanese girls

You are culpable but highly fuckable

I’ll bring you home by midnight, death by chocolate,

The horn by stealth of moonlight

I’ll stab you to the hilt

Satin you and jasmine you and, finally, critically

Drink the ectoplasmic jet

Grip and grab three hot bags of girly goddess head

Professor Shaftenberg

Professor Shaftenberg

He is sponsored by Lufthansa

To screw the pants off Japanese girls

The Professor isn’t in right now but I’m his bastard cousin

The funky little pervert Reverend Hyde,

One superbad dude, come to my pad, let’s collude and let’s collide

Clasping and gasping, climax in unison, spermatozoon, clapping, coming,

Consummate, original, stunning from start to finish in performance and execution

Invoke the deities, shock the pants off several

Choke on sacred bread and pollute the holy wafer

Inject a cloud of jism in the middle of the holy water

In clouds of unknowing I want to know

In places I have never been I want to go

I want to get my rocks off till my cock pops off

Professor Shaftenberg

Professor Shaftenberg

He is sponsored by Lufthansa

To bore the pants off Japanese girls