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Strewf!

What is it to ya

If it’s better all the time?

And strewf!

And wouldn’t it kill ya

If you smiled from time to time?

God’s truth!

It’s ruddy peculiar

Ow yer fink that mog’s a crime!

Gor yoof!

They wasted it on ya

It’s a bliimmy waste of mind

Ya poof!

I wouldn’t be flegged to see you

Drubbling down the tribby line!

Aw poof!

I wouldn’t be begged to see you

Scrubbing down from time to time

Strewf!

Who’d put it past a plastic person

Tugging on the larmey jacket?

Gor strewf!

Spilled all yer elly kippens darlin

Porrocked 'em over yer ciggy packet

Strewf!

Gor strewf!

Bless!

Yer in for an orrocking barney

Golluming up like Puss-in-the-Mud

Gor bless!

A gizzard-faced kippery cop

A scatterin scump’ry billery cod

Bless!

Look out for the krovvy huts

That fritter the wakes of the trives away

Gor bless!

Look out of the Pearly Pranner

Who walks the Harringay

Strewf!

Devil take the hinderstocking

The bottom balloonery brack in the man

Gor strewf!

Away with the lot of the yer

And never come totterham back

Strewf!

Who’d put it past a plastic person

Tugging on the larmey jacket

Spilled all yer elly kippens darlin

Porrocked 'em over yer ciggy packet