The Sexy Getting Ready Song - Rachel Bloom

Uh, it’s the sexy getting-ready song

The sexy getting-ready song

I’m primpin' and pluckin'

I’m brushin' and rubbin'

The sexy getting-ready song

First I make

Everything shiny and smooth (Oh, yeah)

Cause I want my body

To be so soft for you (Bye-bye, skin)

I’m gonna make this night

One you’ll never forget (Ass blood)

'Cause, boy, I know you like

An hourglass silhouette

(spoken)

Let’s see how the guys get ready

(sung)

It’s the sexy getting-ready song

The sexy getting-ready song

I’m fluffin' and flouncin'

I’m gigglin' and layin'

Sexy getting-ready song

Hey, look, hop on my dick

With that tight little dress

Then turn that ass around

Like you’re trying to impress them

(spoken)

God, what… this is how you get ready?

This is some… this is horrifying,

like a scary movie or something.

Like some nasty-ass patriarchal bullshit.

You know what?

I gotta go apologize to some bitches.

I’m forever changed after

what I’ve just seen

It’s the sexy getting-ready song

The sexy getting-ready song

It’s the sexy getting-ready song

Body rolls are really hard

It’s the sexy getting-ready song

The sexy getting-ready song

I’m gonna whisper your dick hard

Whisper your dick hard

The sexy getting-ready song