Internet Overdose - Rhett and Link

Oh, I remember

A time when life was so much simpler

And not so quick

Way back in the year 2006

Never heard of RSSes

My hands were full with two email addresses

And a MySpace page

Lying about my income and age

I also had a blog about remote control cars

Roboblog.blogspot.com

I updated it multiple times… a year

And just when I thought I had it all figured out

My little brother started a video blog (vlog)

I refuse to be left here in the digital dust

I’m socially networking my way back on top (I'm popular, I’m popular,

I’m popular, I’m popular, I’m—)

Follow me, poke me, feed me

I’ll StumbleUpon you, Digg you freely

Take a dip in my photostream

The «e» in Flickr was given to me like the key to an internet city

Of which I am king

Or mayor

(Or moron)

I’m laughing in your face if you just joined Facebook today

It’s so last year

Even my boss has weekend pics on there

(Weekend pics?)

Yeah, like casual pics in his hot tub

(Did he tag himself?)

And now I can’t remember what life was like before I Twittered

I can’t resist telling the world I just found a cyst

(Oh man, you think it’s serious?)

If it is, I’ll let you know in 140 characters or less

Lately, I’ve been signing up on so many sites

I’ve had to hire a full-time password guy

You can watch him day or night on my live stream

It’s the cutting-edge opposite of interesting (it's buffering, it’s buffering,

it’s buffering, it’s buffering, it’s—)

Google me, Plurk me, feed me

Del.icio.us-ly LinkedIn, pwn you neatly

Take a sip of my photostream

The «e» in Flickr was given to me like the key to an internet city

Of which I am king

(Oh yeah, you’re so leet

You’re a loser noob)

Of which I am king

(You're an uber lame king)

I’ll pwn you as king