Photoshop Your Memories - Rhett and Link

You pull out your photos of your wedding in the spring

And you’re confronted by your double-chin and your bald spot glistening

You could get a membership

At the fitness hut down the road

Or you could pick your mouse up

And slim yourself down

And even give yourself a fro

Your high-school reunion

Is coming next Friday

And you know everyone

Will ask to see some

Pictures of the babies that you’ve made

But the problem is

Your kids head is big

I mean we’re talking alien size here

Well just cut and paste a hat

Or at least a do-rag

And it won’t seem so severe

Photoshop your memories

A picture’s worth

A thousand words

So a few white lies

Shouldn’t hurt

Your birthday

This past Monday

Was a fun day

Except for one thing

Your mother-in-law

Who makes your skin crawl

Stuck her face in every frame

You’d prefer

To remember

That day without

Her tattooed brows

The simplest solution

Decrease the resolution

And crop that woman out

Photoshop your memories

Your real life may be sub-par

But you can be who you want people to think you are

Make yourself thin

Give yourself abs

Remove that mole

Say no to crack

Say you went to the alps

In a luxury car

With a Swedish model

Just be who you want people to think you are

Photoshop your memories

A picture’s worth

A thousand words

So a few white lies

Shouldn’t hurt